Steel Panther guitarist Satchel and drummer Stix Zadinia talked in a recent interview with Toazted and revelaed their thoughts about lead singers in rock and metal band – LSD.

Stix said (transcriped by Ultimate-Guitar):

“Yeah, we know about LSD. Little Singer Dick. And what happens is they get these giant egos because they have such small penises. Their egos are in the direct proportion with the tinyness.”

[Steel Panther singer] Michael Starr is trying to get his penis bigger. It takes a long time to do that. You have pumps, but they don’t work. Trust me.”

Satchel added:

“You have to plug them into your penis for them to work. You can’t just hit the pump.”

You can watch the entire interview from below.