Lam of God vocalist Randy Blythe posted a couple of new photos on his verified Instagram page and revealed the bizarre conversation between him and a social media marketer named William J. Topper.

William J. Topper:

“Hello @drandallblythe, Would you like to grow your Instagram profile up to 500k followers & likes with real and organic engagements of people and get more attraction? “

Randall Blythe:

“No. No, I would fucking not. I would like to grow Paphiopedilum rothschildanum (known to you peasants as Rothchild’s Slipper Orchid.

It is THE MOST EXPENSIVE ORCHID in the world.

Can you help me with that, Willam? Can You?!?!?!?!”

William J. Topper:

“Ohh I’m a social media marketer. And I can help you in making your profile look more attractive and gain more popularity.”

Randall Blythe:

“William, I don’t need any more popularity. I’m already TOO FUCKING POPULAR – high schools I didn’t even go to put me in their yearbooks on the most popular page. I’m 48 years old – I’M TIRED OF BEING POPULAR.

As far as making my ”profile” look more attractive.. Let me tell you something, William… My profile is drop-dead GORGEOUS. When I walk down the street, William… It’s a freaking NIGHTMARE. Women and men of all ages throw themselves at my feet. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MY NOSE, WILLIAM?!?!?!? In profile? It’s AMAZING.”

You can see those photos below: