In the latest episode of This Is The Worst Podcast Brittany Furlan and co-host Brittany Schmitt discussed the concept of wingmen, and Furlan had some funny stories about her husband, Tommy Lee, being the worst wingman ever.
Furlan explained how embarrassing it is that Lee isn’t good at being a wingman. “It’s so embarrassing that he is the worst wingman,” she said during the episode.
The two hosts shared a story about a new neighbor who had just moved back into the area. Apparently, Lee had tried to set the neighbor up with Schmitt, but things didn’t go as planned. According to Furlan, Lee told the neighbor, “My wife’s podcast partner knows a lot about you and wanted to f*ck with you.”
Schmitt responded with shock, commenting, “That sounds like you want to wear an outfit of his flesh, “Furlan added that the neighbor’s reaction was priceless, with him replying with a string of laughing emojis, clearly unsettled by the comment. “He was like, ‘What the f*ck?’ He even thought that was scary.”
But that wasn’t the only awkward moment Tommy Lee created with the neighbor. The rocker also tried to give him a warning about his security guard, but it didn’t come across as intended. Lee apparently told the neighbor, “Just so you know, you’ll see this big guy around, he’s my security.”
Schmitt then recalled that the security guard had a picture of her to help keep her off the property. “By the way, now the security has a picture of me to keep off the property.”
The story took another humorous turn as Furlan joked about Lee’s description of her. “Said she wants to f*ck me up, I’m dead, he just contorts it. He’s like,’ What? That was great,'” Furlan said, explaining how Lee twisted the situation.”‘No it wasn’t, you don’t give everybody’s cards away. You should have just said my wife’s friend is super cool and funny and she’d love to meet you.’ Not like, ‘Oh she knows all about you buddy she wants to f*ck with you!’ What a bad wing-person,” she finished.
As for Tommy Lee and Mötley Crüe, the band is preparing for an 11-show Las Vegas residency at Dolby Live, Park MGM, next March and April.
